Theatre of the Absurd
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spark-board 
VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
bydo-force 
BIG VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
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Sado appeared from ???!
Sado instantly moved to ???
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
knife VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
blue-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
strings VISIBLE 
TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
sauerkraut VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication.
bydo-force BIG VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
coffee-bag VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???!
Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
Funnyman took Max Stirner's strings!
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Sado appeared from ???!
Bernkastel took Funnyman's strings!
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
Sado appeared from ???!
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spark-board VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
coffee-bag VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
key BIG VISIBLE TAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
pendant VISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like itās made of gold but really itās just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
graze VISIBLE Orion's flank has a long scratch running down it - it's not deep, but it definitely seems to be impacting his movement.
Sado appeared from ???!
Sado instantly moved to ???
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
knife VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
strings VISIBLE TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
red-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
crescent-axe VISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
recruits VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
Bravocat appeared from ???!
cat-mask VISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
knife-wound VISIBLE A deep knife wound in Bravocat's gut... It looks to hurt a lot, and will probably only get worse if he moves too much. Patching it up should let you move around a bit easier.
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
oĢ“ĶĢiĢøĶĶlĢ¶ĶĶtĢøĢĢsĢ“ĶĶpĢøĶĶ VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dress VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mech VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
umbrella VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry!
triple-trouble VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruise VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
mech VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
cathodetheme VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0
jelly-baby-shotgun VISIBLE A shotgun that fires one MASSIVE jelly baby! This will do insane damage to anyone stood in front of you, but only has one shot.
peppermint-uzi VISIBLE It's an uzi that fires bullets made of peppermint! It won't do much damage to anyone who isn't already wounded, but you can spray it at multiple targets at once!
Sado appeared from ???!
hex VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
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A GM has manually moved Sado into this area.
hex VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
moved from: directors-box
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
net VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
A GM has manually moved Godot to another area.
Funnyman stayed here.
pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
net VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
hex VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
black-duffel VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
backstab VISIBLE Kuro is heavily bleeding from a wound to the back. It might affect his movement - there's a chance he'll stumble and fail.
bydo-force BIG VISIBLE A big orb that glows with blue and yellow lights! It hangs off of Alpha.
blue-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
yellow-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
net VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
hex VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
bydo-force BIG VISIBLE A big orb that glows with blue and yellow lights! It hangs off of Alpha.
blue-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
yellow-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
Sado instantly moved to ???
Funnyman stayed here.
Bydo System Alpha stayed here.
pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
net VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
growth VISIBLE It's a strange growth. It's kind of bydo-y?
acoustic-guitar VISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
accordion VISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
bydo-force BIG VISIBLE A big orb that glows with blue and yellow lights! It hangs off of Alpha.
blue-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
yellow-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
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pan VISIBLE It's glorious, and golden... and surprisingly heavy! You could use this as a weapon rather effectively.
net VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
growth VISIBLE It's a strange growth. It's kind of bydo-y?
dan-backstab VISIBLE Coyote's bleeding from a knife wound to his back!
Max Bialystok moved to 
Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to 
